Ultimate Gossip Girl
Sofa king in love with my kids. #cliche #boringmommyshit #twinfants
I guess Mike Huckabee is back to digging his grave with a fork and knife. #republicans #morons
Glycolic acid, I’ve missed you so hard. Let’s never part again. #operationfuckhot
Pretty sure we just bought a magical scale. I’m supposedly 15 pounds thinner than I was before I got pregnant. #dreamscometrue #fuckyes
Penelope, utterly disgusted by my incompetence, grabbed a pacifier and placed it in her mouth. #twinfants #thisiswhatilivefor
Anyone know of any good comedy rooms going on in Minneapolis/TwinCities area? Know any MN based coomedians? Visiting in Oct #standupcomedy
Seriously, these kids are on the same poop schedule. #twinsense #twinfants
Posted ad for babysitter. Now receiving headshots. Professional headshots. #justshowmeyourCPRcertification #gross #subtlety