2008

Wes Craven + Samantha Bee + Margaret Cho + Me...

Muchas Gracias, Rachel Sklar!

Lovin’ From Oregon Conservative Student...

Tonight, Tonight

Adventures in Latent Catholocism at the New...

Thanks, Hasta Los Gatos Quieren Zapatos!

Fancy New Yorker Partytown Tonight! Gots To...

Love from the Land of My People!

Wow.

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!

NEW Sarah Palin Vlog: RAPE KIT!

My Friend Mandy Needs an Intern!

A Message from Michael Moore

Does Your Life Lack Sufficient Rape Kit...

Watch Me and Diana Tonight on CNN!

Today’s Palin Vlog: ECONOMY!

All Your Sarah Palin Vlog Action in One...

Fun with Google Translate!

Go See Allison Kilkenny Speak on October...

Thank You So Much Once Again, Urlesque!

TODAY’S SARAH PALIN VLOG: MR. JOE BIDEN!

Palin Vlogs in Le Figaro et Le Post!

Introducing Sarah Palin Vlogs at 23/6! And Me...

OMFG! THE NEW PALIN VLOG IS HERE! AUUUUGH!

NEW Sarah Palin Vlog! A New One Each Day on...

Welcome to Your Week

Two mimosas = drunken apartment cleaning.

HEEB is Awesome! Go See Leah Siegel Play...

South Koreans are three inches taller than North Koreans - true story.

McCain’s getting twitchy!

I have proposed a League of Extraordinary Gentleman #obamashot

It’s time for the Ronald Reagan circle jerk. #obamashot

I remember the last time I let the government take control of my healthcare and the end result was...

I’m thinking they probably just use mortician’s make-up on McCain to hide all the...

Considering McCain doesn’t mind using the C-word, we should all be grateful that he could...

Chris Matthews is going to give me a hate-stroke, and I quote: “Did it surprise you that Obama...

Stan Greenberg: “Major rise in personal favorability for Obama, and not McCain…big gains...

Stan Greenberg: “Dials would go down when McCain talked about naivete”

Stan Greenberg: “Overall this undecided group did not move anywhere. More had thought Obama...

Stan Greenberg: “McCain was seen as too negative. No strong change in leader or...

Stan Greenberg: “McCain had a 22 net positive before, after it was a 21; but Obama went from a...

Stan Greenberg: “No vote change amongst undecideds”

Stan Greenberg: “In the end this is a good debate for Barack Obama”

Listening to GQR’s conference call on polling undecideds post-debate.

Don’t know if I can stay awake for Maddow’s greatness.

How can I live in Manhattan and not get wine delivered? This seems like an outrage. Methink @sbones...

Another Crazy Week

Fare Thee Well, Washington Mutual.

Thanks, Sara Schaefer and BEST WEEK EVER!

YAAAY! Sarah and Dina Heart Teh Geighz!

NY Press Named My Crazy Ass Manhattan’s Best...

Gov. Sarah Palin Vlog #16: TATTOO!

David Letterman Be On The Rag, And That Shit...

Premiere of New Palin Video…On Facebook!

New Sarah Palin Vid Drops at Midnight

Shooting will commence tonight. We’re going to get hardcore with an AGENDA. YES BITCHEZ.

New Sarah Palin Video! EXTRAS AND OUTTAKES!

A GREAT Idea Supporting a GREAT Cause!

Random Thoughts on a Sunday

Ces’s Video, “What is Comedy?” Hits 160K...

Ces is #1 Featured Video on YouTube...

Interview with Huffington Post

How can this latest Palin vlog be topped? http://tinyurl.com/4wyfaj

Gov. Palin Vlog #15: SATAN!

The sound of a coworker’s relentless heel clacking is making me want to run home and get my...

This Week In Blackness: Mac Spoof

Okay, now @Maddow is playing mind games with me. She just referenced Palin being into...

I think Sam and I might have to engage in a role play in which he dresses like Rachel Maddow.

Thank you John McCain, for freedom and Blackberries.

Heehee - SIPC vs SPIC - http://tinyurl.com/6y6tcr

GAHHH! http://tinyurl.com/5qj3q2

Sarah Palin Vlog #14: JESUS CHRIST!

Question

Today’s Search Terms

THIS BITCH GETS IT.

New Palin Vlog on Rachel Maddow!

I Can’t Read This Swiss Blog! But My Name Is...

SAVE BITCH MAGAZINE!

More Palin Vlog Coverage From Across the...

From Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan

Scott Kleeb Fundraiser!

I Need Jewish College Students in NYC!

Sara Benincasa on Sarah Palin with CNN’s...

Some More ABC News.com Love for Diana and Me

Me and Diana on ABCNews.com!

Okay, this is just effin’ hilarious.

Wow! Me and Diana on Wired.com!

McCain Gets Rickrolled by Obama–I May Be The...

Margaret Cho Shows Her Love

TIME Hearts Our Palin Vlogs!

This Week in Blackness

Gov. Sarah Palin Vlog #9: CHURCH!

On the Real, For a Moment

Via Gchat: Diana Saez on the Jonas Brothers

This is Why I Am Friends with Comedian...

Governor Sarah Palin Vlog #8: LIBRARY!

HOLY SHIT! We got linked on Michelle Malkin’s...

Sarah Palin Vlog #7: ENTER THE DINA!

“Mother. Moosehunter. Moron.”

We’re shooting another Palin vlog tonight, and this time Dina makes an appearance. BRACE...

Dude, the Palin vlogs were on CNN: http://www.youtube.com/user/SaraBenincasa

So you should go out and serve your community if you love your country, but being a community...

The Passion of The McCain: The Sequel.

Is he still going on?

Where’s Soy Bomb when you need him?

Palin actually slashed funding for schools for special needs kids by 62%. Budgets: FY 2007...

Was that background one of McCain’s houses?

FREE BRIDGET MCCAIN!

And also…

Gratitude Aplenty

And then there are the bad comments.

Holy Shit, We Were on CNN

MORE VLOG: Palin makes us prolific, NUMBER SIX: http://tinyurl.com/649j9f

Newsweek!

Fun Facts About the Sarah Palin Vids

Wow, this speech is full of honor and integrity.

When is Hillary going to ambush this moron?

Wow, you can really feel the love and magic between Bristol and Levi. They don’t look like...

I know New Orleans really wanted less government three years ago.

Huckabee knows racism, first hand. He knows racism more than Obama. And it’s cute and all that...

Is someone going to splice up a video of all these white people dancing badly at the RNC?...

I don’t know about y’all, but I enjoy putting my country at a solid fourth or fifth.

My friends, he didn’t spend years being beaten by gay Vietcong and lying in his own excrement...

McCain suffered for our sins.

Fred Thompson stars in The Passion of the McCain, detailing each and every physical ailment McCain...

Sarah Palin vlogs were #1 on YouTube today! http://tinyurl.com/57oz9v

Laughing at all the empty seats at the RNC convention.

Seriously, can we discuss how awesome Morning Star Veggie Bites (spinach and artichoke) are?

In a cubicle far off, someone is singing “Unbreak My Heart” and it is echoing off of our...

More Palin vetting reveals horrible family secret: http://tinyurl.com/5wupzg

New Sarah Palin Vlog! Sarah on Joe Lieberman,...

It’s 4:20 a.m.

Uh…Palin Vlog 3 is #1 Featured Comedy on...

More link thanks are due to…

Thanks for Checking Out the Gov. Sarah Palin...

Governor Sarah Palin’s Surreal Vlog #4:...

9:12 PM: Wow. These people lead...

I needed to take a Chinese food break to fully absorb what I’d seen this evening. I did notice...

8:56 - Westwick and Meester are killing...

This is amazing. (Diana)

We are a house divided.

I love this British horseshit.  Also, I wonder if Ed Westwick is dying to bust his accent...

8:52 - I just let out a Chris Matthews'...

I am in love with this plot twist. (Diana)

8:52 ARE YOU SERIOUS WRITERS?!?

I take back my forgiveness of you. All is not forgiven. This is the stupidest move you’ve made...

8:51 - James is totally a HOT BRIT!

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YESSSS.  Bring on the hot rich, British fuckstick. (Diana)

8:48 Shut up and die, Dan.

Serena’s gonna bang Nate’s motherfucking brains out. Oh my God, both of his girlfriends...

OF COURSE! Dan is being a little...

8:48 - After humping around HIV and Herpes riddled Manhattan all summer he still has enough...

8:47 Why the FUCK would I care about...

In. Sane. Worst promo ever.

Definitely the minority characters...

I guess I’m just glad they’re not all servants.  Small blessings! (Diana)

SAMURAI GIRL?!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Also, this Barilla video would make Andrea Bocelli...

These Barilla ads are deeply...

8:46 - Just sayin’.

8:44 PM

I gotta say, Tinz has the cutest high-pitched sweet little girl voice, and she was TOTALLY...

8:42 - YES! Serena sucks face with Nate...

Dan can’t take it.  I sense a major self-righteous snitfit on the horizon.BTW, someone can...

8:41 FUCK YEAH! Dan gets served.

I would so much rather see Serena eff the shite out of Nate than spend one more minute with this...

Oh shit! BLAIR, BORING PEOPLE HAVE...

8:41 - Chuck digs in the dagger!  Love it!  PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY WITH A CHASER OF VITAMIN WATER...

Raisin in the Sun is being a total...

8:39 - OMG TINZ is a natural actress.  Meryl Streep watch out. (Diana)

8:39 Um, "Rescue," please?

Jesus Christ, Vitamin Water is intense. Raisinface is working out her internalized racism on Jenny.

8:39 Amazing slack-jawed extra staring...

AND he’s black! They are totally livening it up this season.

How much did Vitamin Water pay for this...

(Diana)

8:38 Is Grandma CeCe being nice for...

Shades of “JENNIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” a la Dawson’s.

8:37 Serena has 20 lbs of hair...

PS - DAN IS TOTALLY GOING TO BONE SERENA’S GRANDMA! (Diana)

8:37 Okay, Serena looks BEAUTIFUL....

And now CeCe is grandmotherly kicking the anus of Dan Humphrey.

8:37 Jenny gave the raisin major cunt...

8:36 THE TINZ!!!

La Tinsley appears!

8:35 Good point on the White Party tip,...

You’re the best Rican Gossip Girl liveblogger there is.

"White Party" in the Hamptons is...

Safe to say every party is a White Party in the Hamptons. (Diana) <